2015-02-14 - 1:27 p.m.
It's "Singles Awareness Day".
Valentines Day is just a day of the year when it's too much trouble to go out to a restaurant because of the crowds of people who have been commercially pressured and emotionally blackmailed to go out to eat that day.
My Valentine will be doing the VD rituals with someone else today, but he will be thinking about me, the first girl he ever gave a Valentine to.
I have things to do today. I'm going to The Woodlands on a mission.
"I hate the Colonel... with his weeeee beedy eyes."